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You did not ask to hear from us

Nobody has touched this site since the person who built it stopped answering.

That is normal, and it is usually why the hours are wrong and the contact form is broken. Everything we checked is public — visible to anyone who loads your site, including your customers.

What we looked at

No opinions about your design. These are facts about how the site is delivered.

Whether a privacy policy exists

If a site collects an email address it should say what happens to it. A missing or dead policy page is common and quick to fix.

Whether the tracking matches the disclosure

Analytics or advertising pixels loading on a site whose policy never mentions them is the single most frequent thing we find.

Whether the contact path works

We check that the form or the address you publish still reaches somebody. Silently broken forms are far more common than anyone believes.

Whether delivery is secure and current

Valid certificate, secure headers, no mixed content. Browsers get louder about this every year.

How it loads on a phone

Real load behaviour on a mobile connection, not a design opinion.

Whether search engines can describe you

Titles, descriptions and business markup, so your listing says the right thing.

What we would do about it

Rebuild the site properly for a published fixed price, then run it — so what we found does not come back next year when everyone has moved on again. $5,000 to build, $350 a month to operate, twelve-month minimum.

The check is free and costs us nothing, because the same machinery watches every site we already run. It is what the monthly pays for, pointed at your site instead of a client's.

  • There is no CMS — you email a change and it is live the next business day
  • The source code is yours free whenever you ask, and it runs anywhere
  • Every price and term is published before you talk to anyone

Or tell us to go away.

Every email we send has an unsubscribe link and we honour it immediately. If you would rather talk, the prices are published and there is no call required to see them.